Perhaps some absurdity would improve my mood...(fill in the blank)

[beetiger]

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
...

(Please finish this in your comments. First-grade humour, potty jokes, and existential surreality all welcome.)

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

"Pencil!"
"Pencil who?"
"If you fail to wear a belt, your pencil fall down!"

[bikerwalla.livejournal.com]

"Tourette's."
"Tourette's who?"
"BITCH NUGGETS FUCK FUCK ASS MAGNET AROOOOO!"

[hbergeronx.livejournal.com]

Interrupting cow.
Interrupti....?
MOOO!

[paka.livejournal.com]

"Doctor."
"Doctor Who?"

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Land shark!

[ahiruko.livejournal.com]

"Tommy."
"Tommy who?"
"Tommyknockers, tommyknockers, at the door ..."

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Thumping.

Thumping who?

Thumping thlimy ith crawling up your shoe.

[tygermoonfoxx.livejournal.com]

A: Cat
Q: Cat who?
A: Bless you (and sorry about dragging my tail under your nose)

*tries to look contrite and fails*

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

...
"Police."
"Police who?"
"Police open the fucking door before I break it down, motherfucker!"

Real first grade humour...

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"

U moa of one grade, as for potty joke, and existence surreality everything. You welcome.

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

"The knock it hits!"
"Someone is there?"

[alari.livejournal.com]

Me, giving you a soda-fountain style chocolate soda! =9 (for real, c'mon over if you want one. =)

[rowyn]

"Dan."
"Dan who?"
"Dan it, I can't think of a decent knock-knock joke."

[schitzie.livejournal.com]

That's right... Who.
That's what I'm asking, who's at the door?
Yep. Playing first base was getting boring...

... *sigh* Dorsal... wrong joke... don't even start that up...

[pobig.livejournal.com]

"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"You don't have to cry about it!"

After you get tired of people pulling that one:
"Boo."
"AAAHH!"

[freeko.livejournal.com]

Knock Knock

Orange

Orange Who?

Orange You Glad I did not tell a bad joke

[mmsword.livejournal.com]

"Cthulhlu."
*Dead silence*

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

Eric.
Eric who?
Eric the half-a-beee!