Perhaps some absurdity would improve my mood...(fill in the blank)

[beetiger]

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
...

(Please finish this in your comments. First-grade humour, potty jokes, and existential surreality all welcome.)

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[pyat.livejournal.com]

"Pencil!"
"Pencil who?"
"If you fail to wear a belt, your pencil fall down!"