Perhaps some absurdity would improve my mood...(fill in the blank)

[beetiger]

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
...

(Please finish this in your comments. First-grade humour, potty jokes, and existential surreality all welcome.)

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[ahiruko.livejournal.com]

"Tommy."
"Tommy who?"
"Tommyknockers, tommyknockers, at the door ..."