Perhaps some absurdity would improve my mood...(fill in the blank)

[beetiger]

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
...

(Please finish this in your comments. First-grade humour, potty jokes, and existential surreality all welcome.)

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Real first grade humour...

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"