Love, American Style

[beetiger]

Dear readers and constituents:

President Bush has declared next week Marriage Protection Week, and has called upon the American People "to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies". As I am of course a patriot and and environmentalist to boot, after long consideration (or at least a two minute conversation as I was walking out the door this morning), bard_bloom and I have decided to expand the mission of Chez Gargoyle Surrealist Cuisine, Bed and Breakfast, and Wildlife Refuge to include a Marriage Preserve.

As a core part of this new function, and because you are all super-cool in a variety of ways, I'd like to propose marriage to you. All of you. Marriages will expire on October 18th (the end of Georgie's proclamation period) unless otherwise arranged. We're a little more progressive than the Bush administration here, so number, gender, species, or orientation aren't an issue. Please leave a comment detailing your love for me and/or bard_bloom if you are interested.

Alternatively, if you are already married and would like our support, please send a sample of the love and devotion between you and your spouse(s) to Chez Gargoyle (along with $5 shipping and handling fee), and I will preserve it in a matrix of apple jelly as a lifelong memorial or tasty breakfast spread.

Yours in love,
The Most Reverend Bumblebee T. Tiger

Comments

[read-alicia.livejournal.com]

I think my book and my spiritual guides and my needy apartment would get jealous if I married anyone else, but thanks for the invitation :)
-Sage-Rose