Love, American Style
Oct. 7th, 2003 09:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beetigerDear readers and constituents:
President Bush has declared next week Marriage Protection Week, and has called upon the American People "to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies". As I am of course a patriot and and environmentalist to boot, after long consideration (or at least a two minute conversation as I was walking out the door this morning),![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bard_bloom and I have decided to expand the mission of Chez Gargoyle Surrealist Cuisine, Bed and Breakfast, and Wildlife Refuge to include a Marriage Preserve.
As a core part of this new function, and because you are all super-cool in a variety of ways, I'd like to propose marriage to you. All of you. Marriages will expire on October 18th (the end of Georgie's proclamation period) unless otherwise arranged. We're a little more progressive than the Bush administration here, so number, gender, species, or orientation aren't an issue. Please leave a comment detailing your love for me and/orbard_bloom if you are interested.
Alternatively, if you are already married and would like our support, please send a sample of the love and devotion between you and your spouse(s) to Chez Gargoyle (along with $5 shipping and handling fee), and I will preserve it in a matrix of apple jelly as a lifelong memorial or tasty breakfast spread.
Yours in love,
The Most Reverend Bumblebee T. Tiger
President Bush has declared next week Marriage Protection Week, and has called upon the American People "to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies". As I am of course a patriot and and environmentalist to boot, after long consideration (or at least a two minute conversation as I was walking out the door this morning),
bard_bloom and I have decided to expand the mission of Chez Gargoyle Surrealist Cuisine, Bed and Breakfast, and Wildlife Refuge to include a Marriage Preserve.As a core part of this new function, and because you are all super-cool in a variety of ways, I'd like to propose marriage to you. All of you. Marriages will expire on October 18th (the end of Georgie's proclamation period) unless otherwise arranged. We're a little more progressive than the Bush administration here, so number, gender, species, or orientation aren't an issue. Please leave a comment detailing your love for me and/or
bard_bloom if you are interested.Alternatively, if you are already married and would like our support, please send a sample of the love and devotion between you and your spouse(s) to Chez Gargoyle (along with $5 shipping and handling fee), and I will preserve it in a matrix of apple jelly as a lifelong memorial or tasty breakfast spread.
Yours in love,
The Most Reverend Bumblebee T. Tiger
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Date: 2003-10-07 07:51 am (UTC)And due to Our President's words that Marriage Must Be Protected, which I, in My Wisdom interpret as There Ain't 'Nuff Marriage Goin' On,
I declare all Men, Women, Neuters, and cute horses to be MARRIED for the Marriage Protection Week from October 12 through October 18 in Whatever Combinations, Permutations, and Logarithms they find Most Desirable.
In Witness Thereof, I lick the screen.