Watching the local news

[beetiger]

Apparently there was an armed robbery of a meat delivery truck outside the little grocery store down the road from my house this afternoon. They also stole the guy's pants.

Really, I can't make this stuff up.

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[leswamp.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...
meat pants...

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's astrological? Yesterday afternoon a robber got confused and went into the copy shop down the street from me, thinking it was a bank. (He'd seen the sign for an ATM stand, and, well...)

He got to the register and shown his gun before realizing his mistake, so he put the gun away and asked for directions to a bank. They gave it to him, he left, they called the cops.

But wait, he hasn't hit the end of his unlucky streak. He made it to the bank, got a couple hundred dollars, got in his car...and the dye pack went off.

But wait, there's MORE. Dye everywhere, sirens in the air, and his truck, I am not making this up, GETS A FLAT TIRE. He coasts into a gas station, where the police find him in the bathroom trying to clean the dye off his hands with Lysol.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

Lesson: never try to rob a bank during a Mercury retrograde?

[susandeer.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I wonder if they were Dockers! *giggle!*

"Nice pants."

[elven-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oops, beat me to it. *lol*

[alari.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! Meat. =) (Okay, too much Invader Zim for me. ^.^ ;)

[barberio.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine what situation demands the lengths needed to aquire a ton of meat and a pair of pants real fast...

Maybe their apartment had been overtaken by a giant naked crocodile man?

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

Makes perfect sense to me. Probably a good bet the pantsless guy isn't going to chase you too far. Although were it me, I'd have taken his shoes, too.

[issendai.livejournal.com]

Maybe the robber was a really, really confused Kingdom of Loathing player?

(Because meat is the currency, you see, and the armor is pants...)

[lediva.livejournal.com]

One-track mind much? :)

[issendai.livejournal.com]

Merely highly adaptive to my subjective environment.