Watching the local news
Aug. 31st, 2004 10:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beetigerApparently there was an armed robbery of a meat delivery truck outside the little grocery store down the road from my house this afternoon. They also stole the guy's pants.
Really, I can't make this stuff up.
Really, I can't make this stuff up.
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Date: 2004-08-31 07:43 pm (UTC)meat pants...
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Date: 2004-08-31 07:53 pm (UTC)He got to the register and shown his gun before realizing his mistake, so he put the gun away and asked for directions to a bank. They gave it to him, he left, they called the cops.
But wait, he hasn't hit the end of his unlucky streak. He made it to the bank, got a couple hundred dollars, got in his car...and the dye pack went off.
But wait, there's MORE. Dye everywhere, sirens in the air, and his truck, I am not making this up, GETS A FLAT TIRE. He coasts into a gas station, where the police find him in the bathroom trying to clean the dye off his hands with Lysol.
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Date: 2004-09-01 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-31 08:16 pm (UTC)"Nice pants."
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Date: 2004-08-31 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-01 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-01 03:02 am (UTC)Maybe their apartment had been overtaken by a giant naked crocodile man?
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Date: 2004-09-01 06:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-01 02:07 pm (UTC)(Because meat is the currency, you see, and the armor is pants...)
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Date: 2004-09-01 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-02 04:27 am (UTC)