Crush meme

[beetiger]

No sense going through some buncha fools who want to reserve the right to sell the state of your heart later. I'd rather take the direct approach.

So, just so you all know, I'd secretly like to crush George W. Bush through a garlic press. Twice.

How about you?

Comments

[postrodent.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you have to dice him before you crushed him? Or is this one of those industrial garlic crushers that only food scientists get to play with?
For myself, call me a technocrat, but I'd much rather toss him into a giant Polytron. It reduces a mouse to a souplike homogenate in 30 seconds; it should take under five minutes to turn Bush and Cheney back into the primordial ooze that spawned them.