Crush meme

[beetiger]

No sense going through some buncha fools who want to reserve the right to sell the state of your heart later. I'd rather take the direct approach.

So, just so you all know, I'd secretly like to crush George W. Bush through a garlic press. Twice.

How about you?

Comments

[mmsword.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... Garlic...

[beowabbit]

Me? It’s not so secret. :-)

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

(Oo, wicked pun ... !)

While he's not a man I find myself wanting to quote frequently, I'm going to have to go with G. Gordon Liddy on this one. When asked in prison if he wanted to kill his co-conspirators at the Watergate, he commented that bullets cost ten cents each, and not one of them was worth even the ten cents it'd cost to kill them.

A garlic press costs about five bucks. ^.^

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Ah, but bullets are expenses; a garlic press is capital.

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

But would you be willing to re-use a garlic press after it had been used to crush toxic slime?

[schitzie.livejournal.com]

Sure... there's plenty of slime to go through 5$ worth of press...

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

Touché.

[blither.livejournal.com]

I love you!

[postrodent.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you have to dice him before you crushed him? Or is this one of those industrial garlic crushers that only food scientists get to play with?
For myself, call me a technocrat, but I'd much rather toss him into a giant Polytron. It reduces a mouse to a souplike homogenate in 30 seconds; it should take under five minutes to turn Bush and Cheney back into the primordial ooze that spawned them.

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

A quote from a tactician on a par with Rumsfield:

"Some of you are going to die for your country. Some of you are going to be forced through a fine mesh screen for your country."
-Zap Brannigan (Futurama)

[dasnarrenschiff.livejournal.com]

And Blunkett too. Plz. Kthnx.