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The first line of one of the rare spams to make it through my filters today:

I've got a tiny little sceert it's blue and
it helps me to perform like a God in bed.

Now, obviously that sixth word is just a typo for "secret" and this is a run-of-the-mill ad for a Viagra clone. But I ended up reading it phonetically as "skirt", and my head filled with an image of a bearded Pan type wearing nothing but a blue latex miniskirt and winking lasciviously at me.

More my whimsy than my libido coming back, but still, I am amused with my brain.
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