It's not like I'm looking for major perks here...

[beetiger]

...but one would think that while working for Cadbury-Schweppes, a major candy supplier, that one would somehow be able to satisfy a chocolate craving. One would also think that given that they make seltzer and that the Snapple division even has its very own brand of bottled water (Snap2O), I'd somehow be able to get some unsweetened beverages here too.

Comments

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

I work for a pharmaceutical company. And ya know... I'm rather glad that I don't get free samples...

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

I'm not even demanding free stuff. A candy machine would be fine.

[chris-warrior.livejournal.com]

you didn't hear about the office assistant who ordered the last machine? it was a contract with Mars-M&M; the machine was installed and destroyed the same day. then they tarred, feathered, and fired her ass.

;)