I have suffered complete identity loss amnesia. Please fill in the blanks. Tell me who I am! I trust you, my friends, to tell me only the truth* and to steer me in the right direction.
You're actually a centuries old mutant with a powerful healing factor and experience in WWII and the jungles of Vietnam! But the eeeeevil Canadian government replaced your skeleton with pure Bullshitonium and led to your amnesia! Tragedy!
You're an undercover agent of the Illuminatus group, Order of the Tigress, and in charge of the top-secret Bumblebee Project. I don't know the details (it's top secret!) so I hope you remember them soon. I know you're supposed to be studying suburbanites in their native habitat, though. Don't blow your cover!
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But checking the mirror would get you almost that far.
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Here's a hint: try making something.
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