Boobs

[beetiger]

Y'know, I'd like to see a real Open Source Boob Project.

"You have lovely breasts, may I touch them?"

"You like them? I redid them myself. Only about 20% of the cost of getting them done by fancy doctors, and I was able to add all kinds of features that aren't available commercially anywhere. Hey, you know what? Here, have the code for them. Make your own set, tweak 'em however you like, drop me an email and show me what you come up with."

Comments

[krinndnz.livejournal.com]

I would so compile my own tits.

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

What operating system would they run on?

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

Tinfoil Bra Linux?

swahili for "bsd is hard!"

[krinndnz.livejournal.com]

Since it's apparently the hot thing to port lately - Uboobtu.

[shaterri.livejournal.com]

Desperately trying not to make any smart-assed 'bloatware' remarks here...

[mmsword.livejournal.com]

This is why I registered my genome under Creative Commons.

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

You know that some fool will play with the parameters:

#set num(boobs)=120

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Venus Genetrix?

[asqmh.livejournal.com]

I want dual boot boobage. And encryption.

[tigjah.livejournal.com]

You need to go green with the boobs..at least 45% post-consumer waste! They are nice looking AND safe for the environment! Recycling RULES!! :)

[parisgreen.livejournal.com]

Best. Response. Evah! to the whole thing.

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

The whole thing?

Try this...

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

Hang out with FtM transsexuals and butch lesbians. They're always talking about binding and other forms of boob management. MtF transfolk talk about boob fabrication.

It's very entertaining. They're really creative.

Re: Try this...

[koogrr.livejournal.com]

Really, I'm never told where those parties might be.

Re: Try this...

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

There's usually one at WisCon. Also see genderqueer which is very diverse in terms of different gender identities.

Re: Try this...

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

I have lost track of how much titflesh I'd have if all the butch-trans spectrum people I've known could make good on their variations on the theme of "You want tits? I'd give you mine if I could." Probably enough for at least six boobs.

Re: Try this...

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

http://www.reformation.org/diana-of-the-ephesians.html
O_O

Re: Try this...

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

I've... actually been told by classicists that it's thought in some quarters that statue doesn't display boobage, but, er, severed male genitalia on display.

Re: Try this...

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

I have read that also. However, here's another image of Her, and I don't think severed testicles do this:
http://www.greenlightwrite.com/estegoddess.JPG

[cowboy-r.livejournal.com]

... features?

"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device"?

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

I'd much rather have Kryten's ability to plug my groin into dozens of useful tools.

[koogrr.livejournal.com]

Y'know...

A friend of mine had a newspaper article regarding a stripper who had the immense inflatable-style implants, who survived a sailboat accident and floated to be rescued 3 days later. It inspired a few silly pictures of his vixen.

Unendowed boyfriend drowned.

[cowboy-r.livejournal.com]

Okay, that made my day. Thanks!

[ladyperegrine.livejournal.com]

♥

Thanks for the giggle.

Once, I would have thought this was a joke...

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

Lipitor's taken to browsing BMEzine's 'Homebrew/Do it yourself' pages - Apparently there's all sorts of amateur surgeons out there. Between that and finding out about 'string' implants, I'm more grossed out by breasts at this moment than I have been just about any time since I was fourteen.

[beowabbit]

You win the Internets!

[paka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but "sit on the couch, watching all 16 episodes of The Prisoner and eating pork rinds until I get man-boobies" is really just not such a great plan.