Insults I cannot even understand...

[beetiger]

I admit it, I was in a mood, so I wrote a rude response to a really incoherent and misspelled come-on on OKCupid rather than just ignoring it.

I got back this response: "If assholes could fly you would be an airport."

So, does that mean that lots of assholes try to land on me, and then they take off, or what?

Comments

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

...I'm turning that over and over in my head and trying to find some way to make it a feasible insult, but...


Sorry. I got nothing.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

You attract nothing but assholes?

Only Assholes like you?

Eh... Stupid response, none the less.

[gavinfox.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... if assholes could fly, you would be [an object associated with a large amount of flight].

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess, but then shouldn't it be something like 'If assholes could fly, you'd be a 767'? Or 'a pterodactyl'? or something?

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

You could post the exchange to dot_poly_snark so everyone could get a laugh....

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Heh, except for there being no noticeable poly content...

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

well, all you actually have to do is *be* poly, and have a profile up on a dating site. :-)

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

The dumb. It burns.

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I needed something surreal right now. :)

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's claiming that, once we achieve sphincter levitation, you'll become some kind of networking router?

...Well, it dosen't make any less sense.

[circuit-four.livejournal.com]

Call me paranoid, but I think the CIA is testing new cognitive-dissonance inducing AI scripts. I know my brain hurts. :)

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

LOL! Clearly it means that you are surrounded by assholes, just as an airport is surrounded by large flying things. It was the poster's subtle way of insulting himself.

...or not. ;)

[postrodent.livejournal.com]

Never mind idiots on OKcupid, I'm just wondering if there's a MUCK somewhere where I can be an airport and have planes fly on and off me all day long.
I'd carefully set up my wixxx: regional hub, jet/prop, passengers, cargo, messenger service, military a turnoff, HTHL space launch a HUGE turnon. :)