Whiny emo post

[beetiger]

Fine. Great. All my friends in NYC and Boston get to spend the day fighting off zombies, and here I am living my usual tedious bullshit. I live less than 20 miles from both a town that's pretty much a big giant cemetery, and a big ill-designed nuclear reactor, and what do we get? Nothing. Either that, or undead that stay in their SUVs and Hummers. Not sure how I'd tell that.

I hate the fucking suburbs.

Comments

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Quick! Go to some local government building! Nobody ever goes there!

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was kinda wondering if that recorded message that came this morning was a poorly-executed zombie plan to tempt people to them with punch and government-issue cheese.