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[beetiger]

I was speaking to my mother today, and she was telling me about the cruise that she and her long-term boyfriend are planning to take next month. She was talking about how it's always fun to meet new people together with him, how they always like to hear his old biker stories.

"He lies, and I swear up and down to everything he says."

This probably says a lot about my whole damned life, really.