Things that are not actually pink
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beetiger1)Termination notices, aka "pink slips". They're just on normal white paper in manila envelopes. At least mine was. Amazingly, the company delivered it to me a full two and a half days before my actual end date, which is atypical of their disorganized administrative approach toward us generally.
2)Natural cherry flavor. It's clear. However, it smells just as artificial as artificial cherry flavor, when you knock a bottle of it off your lab bench and it cracks and goes all over the floor. Then you have to unpack boxes of expensive fragile equipment to get packing materials out of them, because you have no more packing materials otherwise, and you need to send packages of cherry flavor to people. Someone else will have to repack the fragile equipment. Or perhaps they won't. I should probably mark the beverage bottle I have with a ball of mercury from a broken thermometer in it more carefully. My reputation as a klutz is not undeserved.
3)On the other hand, newborn "pinkie" mice really are pink. Perhaps a tiny snake wandering around the house will be tempted by one if I leave it out overnight.
2)Natural cherry flavor. It's clear. However, it smells just as artificial as artificial cherry flavor, when you knock a bottle of it off your lab bench and it cracks and goes all over the floor. Then you have to unpack boxes of expensive fragile equipment to get packing materials out of them, because you have no more packing materials otherwise, and you need to send packages of cherry flavor to people. Someone else will have to repack the fragile equipment. Or perhaps they won't. I should probably mark the beverage bottle I have with a ball of mercury from a broken thermometer in it more carefully. My reputation as a klutz is not undeserved.
3)On the other hand, newborn "pinkie" mice really are pink. Perhaps a tiny snake wandering around the house will be tempted by one if I leave it out overnight.
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Oh... and about the bottle with mercury in it. I recommend that you don't put seltzer water, a dab of food coloring, a touch of the natural cherry flavor, some sugar, and a label 'Extra special flavored soda for my boss' on the bottle. I especially don't recommend that you leave it in her/his/zir office with a nice ribbon tied around it.