The spambots know my secret cravings!

I miss milk. I miss cheese especially. I miss macaroni and cheese. I miss Brie, which I avoided my whole pregnancy because it is unpasteurized with the promise that I could have it again once the baby was born. I miss yogurt. I miss cheesecake. I miss pizza. I miss lasagna. Hell, last week I even had a random craving for crab rangoon, which I usually consider to be an abomination.

But if I eat milk products, the amount that the baby spits up/vomits increases exponentially. So I'm not, for now.

Somehow, today, this got through my filters:

Subject: drink milk now! pbt
From:gotmilkqi@cow.com

Get your free milk today at milk.com!

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milk.com appears to be an old-style (ie low graphics) website for a Java developer and DJ with random coding toys and internet humor.

I assume the bot was just looking for live addresses, but I really took this one personally. Viagra I don't need (well, if it worked for girls I might consider it, but that is a totally separate issue), breast enlargement I definitely don't need, but hell, I'm really craving some milk. Life is not fair.