The spambots know my secret cravings!
Jan. 28th, 2004 03:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beetigerI miss milk. I miss cheese especially. I miss macaroni and cheese. I miss Brie, which I avoided my whole pregnancy because it is unpasteurized with the promise that I could have it again once the baby was born. I miss yogurt. I miss cheesecake. I miss pizza. I miss lasagna. Hell, last week I even had a random craving for crab rangoon, which I usually consider to be an abomination.
But if I eat milk products, the amount that the baby spits up/vomits increases exponentially. So I'm not, for now.
Somehow, today, this got through my filters:
Subject: drink milk now! pbt
From:gotmilkqi@cow.com
Get your free milk today at milk.com!
cvttcx
milk.com appears to be an old-style (ie low graphics) website for a Java developer and DJ with random coding toys and internet humor.
I assume the bot was just looking for live addresses, but I really took this one personally. Viagra I don't need (well, if it worked for girls I might consider it, but that is a totally separate issue), breast enlargement I definitely don't need, but hell, I'm really craving some milk. Life is not fair.
But if I eat milk products, the amount that the baby spits up/vomits increases exponentially. So I'm not, for now.
Somehow, today, this got through my filters:
Subject: drink milk now! pbt
From:gotmilkqi@cow.com
Get your free milk today at milk.com!
cvttcx
milk.com appears to be an old-style (ie low graphics) website for a Java developer and DJ with random coding toys and internet humor.
I assume the bot was just looking for live addresses, but I really took this one personally. Viagra I don't need (well, if it worked for girls I might consider it, but that is a totally separate issue), breast enlargement I definitely don't need, but hell, I'm really craving some milk. Life is not fair.
