Open season on beetigers

I'm feeling like dispensing advice, wisdom, gossip, and revelations. I'm feeling like being forced into a round of brutal honesty. But most of all, I'm feeling random. Please indulge me.

I promise to respond to any question or comment you offer, to the best of my ability. Unless it's something I really can't discuss in this public a forum, I'll answer here.

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