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[beetiger]

I may well be the laziest person ever.

Comments

[read-alicia.livejournal.com]

Ha! Ha, I say! This is obvious self-defeating talk by a hard worker who expects too much of herself, and can only be rectified with a hearty injection of fudge, to be administered liberally throughout the weekend.

And to counter that initial assumption I present to you the case of the Downstairs Neighbor, recently evicted by the town's Health Department due to:
-the pile of pizza boxes with rotting remains
-the drain clogged with some of the remnants of said boxes
-the mushrooms growing out of his carpet, due to said clogged drain spilling over onto the floor regularly
-the cat poop, left on the floor for him to notice when the litterbox had failed to be changed in the past several months.

Top that, Ms. Lazy ^.^

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I am too lazy to make it to Arisia. Please send fudge.

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

I'm obviously too lazy to comment...

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I know someone who sleeps 20 hours a day... can you beat that?

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Lucky bastard.

[ladyperegrine.livejournal.com]

*grins*

My first thought was, "No, it can't be you, because it's me!"

My second is that we're moms...how lazy can we be, really?

My third is that it's really really good to be lazy when you are getting over the vomitous stomach illness.

*hugs*

[secanth.livejournal.com]

Hon, with one the kidlet's age, anytime you are not moving, you are comatose. This is normal and will pass as kidlet ages. Eventually, kidlet will actually allow you to have energy NOT directly toward him, but it takes several years. Then, for a brief period once they start school...all is well and good and energy returns. THEN they hit the teenage years...

[ladyperegrine.livejournal.com]

*nods thoughtfully*

Thanks. I don't know about Beetiger, but this makes me feel better.

(Mine are 5 and 2, incidentally.)

[ladyperegrine.livejournal.com]

May I add you?

[secanth.livejournal.com]

Most certainly, and welcome to the Confusion. (grin)

[lediva.livejournal.com]

And also... I'm lazier than you. OKCupid says so! :)

[sydb42.livejournal.com]

Nope, can't be you because I took that position years ago. ;)

[eetmewithtoast.livejournal.com]

I know someone who sat on a wheeled office chair and would wheel himself around his room and the house because he was too lazy to get up and walk around.

Besides, you were just sick. "Recuperation" is not the same as "laziness". :P Being in a hotel full of people, doing con things: these are not apt to make you feel better. Go back to bed. But first, a question.

I need to go to Long Island soon, may I plan a stop at Chez Gargoyle?

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Yes, definitely!

[spikedpunch.livejournal.com]

Nope, you got way too much compettion in that field.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Um ... no.

(so lazy I won't even make this funny.)

[rowyn]

No.