Advertising with the H-bomb

[beetiger]

I got a flyer in the mail today advertising a BBC-produced language program for children. It actually looks like it might be decent. But the ad copy really annoyed me. It's titled "Smart Kid Secrets" and shows a picture of a cute kid captioned "Debbie at 2 1/2 when her parents first introduced her to our program.", next to a picture of a wholesome looking young lady dressed in crimson captioned, "Debbie at Harvard today."

I really want to send them a kid picture of my girlfriend captioned "This child was raised on a media diet of Voltron and Scooby-Doo" and an adult picture of her, with bright pink hair, flipping off the statue of John Harvard in the Yard captioned "Julia at Harvard today."

Unfortunately, there's no postage-paid envelope.

Comments

[stripedsocks.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be totally awesome. And much more true to life. ^____^

[susandeer.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh, you MUST find an address for them now!

[lediva.livejournal.com]

I'll gladly do it. :)

[ubiquity.livejournal.com]

Both of you totally kick ass. (:

[sivvyswraith.livejournal.com]

ITYM "Yard," not "Quad." HTH.

/raised on diet of cigarette smoke and tears

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

You are so right. I am so sorry. *flogs self with wet noodle*

If you DO find a Postage Paid reply card....

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

You could always do the Abbie Hoffman/yippie thing and wheat-paste it to a cinder block/tire rim/burned out volkswagen, and drop it off at the post office.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

Picturing this put me on the floor. For so very many reasons.

(DO IT! DO IT!)