ASCII and insects

[beetiger]

If:
-You enjoy ASCII animation of bugs humping one another, or

-You think you would enjoy RPing an insect crawling around and getting f***ed in its sleep regularly, or

-You like chatrooms in which the conversation is in 4 languages, but pretty much all on one topic, or

-You want to participate in a parody of social networking sites like Orkut and Friendster,

Join Breedster, my children. I've got eggs. All you need do is ask.

Comments

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Implant me with your parasitic eggs in paroxysms of insectile bliss, madam.

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Damn, _I_ wanted to do that!

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

You never told me you were capable of oviposition! This changes my whole view of you!

Yum!

[lediva.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose we can still have all sorts of casual insect sex since we won't be related. (um... too closely)

Lemme know what your Breedster name is and I'll find you. :)

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that matters much for some insects. n.n

I'll let you know once I'm on it!

[lediva.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that matters much for some insects.

Well, Breedster won't let you reproduce with parents or siblings. I'm not sure if you can still fornicate with them, but I know no eggs will be produced.

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

WHat - you haven't already tried?!? Tsk!

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Well, she's my half-sister, and that worked okay...;)

[lediva.livejournal.com]

It's a big grid! It took me like three days just to find Vicki. :P

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

It'll be a little while before I'm old enough to have kinky bug sex with, anyway! I am, boringly enough, Egypt Urnash there. (I felt unclever.)

[cattitude.livejournal.com]

Ooooh... Worship the Queen. Join the Queen. Join the Worship.

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you want an invite, or are you just flattering me? :)

[cattitude.livejournal.com]

It's a banana in my pocket.

a) I'd like an invite and b) I'm flattering you. Why on earth should the two exclude each other?

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Send me a real email addy to beetiger AT LJ, and I'll get an invite to you. It seems to be eating the invites sent to LJ addys, and I can't find another address for you handy.

*hug* See you on the grid!

[cattitude.livejournal.com]

I'm hickmott at redbird dot org. I'm a little worried about this "grid bug" thing; grid bugs seem to fall over far too fast.