Crush Meme

[beetiger]

Someone just showed me this , and it says that seven of you have secret crushes on me. They want four dollars to find out who it is! Four dollars!

Well, hell, I already paid for this account here, so I can just ask you myself.

[Poll #239455]

Comments

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

[OOC] My crush on you is a fundamental part of my psyche by now, and what I want you to do about it is a fundamental part of my life.

All my crush-style love,
Bard

[lapis-lazuli.livejournal.com]

The second question should have ticky-boxes instead of radio buttons... I can only pick one?!

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Sorry about that...unfortunately you can't modify polls here. You can have a kiss and a Valentine if you want. When are you coming ot dinner, anyway? ;)

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

oh god no it's back again

The best part is that they want you to pay six bucks to find out who you may have said you have a crush on!

I dunno, this thing's just vaguely evil and divisive, and won't stop coming back. I have this temptation to start poisoning the database by picking random LJ usernames and making random selections for them... hmmmm! I wonder if that could be easily automated!

"What? I have a public crush on lj_maintenance, and a former crush on paidusers? And I'm a boy? What the hell?"

[mister-wolf.livejournal.com]

I played with it last night,and I can't even remeber who I picked, now. o.O

[freeko.livejournal.com]

what would do I want you to do about?

Just a hug and a smile :-)

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Tee hee! <3

jwz's LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats The below statistics indicate what sorta crushes jwz has on her LJ friends!

No Crush 0.0% Secret Crush 0.5% Public Crush 96.2% Ex-Crush 3.2%

What are your LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats?

[redbird]

A hug and a smile would be a good start. Maybe dinner sometime, if I can drag myself up there, or if/when you can get down to the city.

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see you (and cattitude) sometime, if you'd like! We're waiting 'til the weather gets better to drag the moth intro Manhattan, but if you want to get out here and can get as close as the Katonah train station, we'd gladly come collect you!

[serenainverse.livejournal.com]

Did you see the FAQ when this guy first started selling the information?

(paraphrased from memory)
"Q: I want to be removed from this database! You don't have the right to do this!
A: Of course I do, idiot. You were the one who was stupid enough to fill out the form in the first place. So SUCK IT."

I suppose it's inevitable that this kind of thing would come around again. What amazes me is that people are still vulnerable to it -- you'd think, with the friend-of-a-friend word of mouth prevalent on LJ, that just about everybody would have heard at least something about this.

Crushes

[cloverr.livejournal.com]

I don't get crushes on girls very often, but yes I've had one for you since meeting you several years ago. You were just too adorable in your beetiger costume! And then you turned out to be this very intelligent, vibrant, "you're so cool" person too. I'm so glad to be able to count you as a friend.

yeah, I agree--the second part should have been a multiple choice!

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Let's all break it before it comes back a third time..

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, selling people's free data, in general, sucks.

[beowabbit]

Wow! You’re probably the person I’m still (again, really) in touch with that I’ve had a crush on for the longest time! Cool. I’m so glad we got back in touch.

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I have had a crush on you since 1987 or so. :)

Heeheeheehee!

[rowyn]

That's a great survey. I can't decide what to put down in response. You need a bubble for "I didn't before, but since you did this survey, I do now." :)

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

Can I just post that I'm madly and passionately in puppylove with your brain?

Other

[shaterri.livejournal.com]

You know, I'd like to say this is just in a 'you're just so cool' kind of way, but that wouldn't be entirely honest; you *are* just so cool, but you're also attractive, sexy, clever, and vibrant, plus you have a cute husband. :-) I've always been odd with physical attraction to other people and the way I act on it (which is not a subject for public LJ comments, really), but you're definitely more than 'just' mentally and intellectually hot. For the record.

Re: Other

[shaterri.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I think that the details of that answer now fall into the 'Shoot me now. I can't believe I admitted this' category for 'what to do about it', even if the crush itself doesn't.

Re: Other

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

*hugs and winks* S'okay, foxytaur. You *know* you are permanently on my crush list. :)

[lapis-lazuli.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was feeling less presumptuous than that, and the two I wanted to choose were "Just enjoy the attention - you're great!" and "Tell me if you crush me back".

Not that I'd say no to a kiss either, you understand, if you're offering. ;)

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

...Could you put on the bee outfit and ask me this question again? [Laugh!] Either way, you're still muy cool to read. Good luck with the moth!

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

Don't I wish! I've got quite a bit of pregnancy weight to take off before I'm going to be able to even *think* about wearing that corset. Oh well. :)

Re:

[beowabbit]

*happy smile*