Subjunctive gender quiz
Dec. 20th, 2002 03:43 pmI didn't even hear my husband crawl out of bed early this morning to offer this in his journal. This means I'm sleeping well, which is a good thing. I will indulge him by answering it. He won't be surprised by my answers, I'd guess. Will you?
DEMOGRAPHICS: What is ...
1. Your real physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female
2. Your real social gender, based on how people treat you: Female
3. Your real marital/relationship status:
sythyry is my husband.
lediva is my girlfriend.
4. Your real standard form of transportation: 1997 Toyota Camry, dark green, dented in many places, something odd scraping on the bottom, occasionally.
5. Your real physical appearance: Petite female, long brown hair, glasses.
6. Your real usual clothing: Nouveau hippy random, somewhat modified by business casual appropriateness.
7. Your real job: Beverage product developer.
OPTIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really good to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...
1. Your optimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female, with a high-quality detachable synthetic penis with a reasonable degree of sensation simulation.
2. Your optimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Androgynous.
3. Your optimal marital/relationship status: Married MFF triad with
sythyry and someone else perfect.
ledivaliving right nearby. A deep deep platonic friendship as well.
4. Your optimal standard form of transportation: Excellent public transportation, with a smooth enough ride to be able to read and write without getting dizzy.
5. Your optimal physical appearance: Roughly my current appearance, but with better hair on my head, less hair on my face, and more fashion sense.
6. Your optimal usual clothing: Sexy and distinctive, yet somehow comfortable.
7. Your optimal job: Some sort of successful creative (writer, artist, designer), with a real drive to make things people really want. Priestessing on the side.
PESSIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really bad to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...
1. Your pessimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Intersex, and having been “corrected” to the inappropriate gender choice at birth.
2. Your pessimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Female, and living in an ultra-conservative part of Muslim culture.
3. Your pessimal marital/relationship status: Alone and jaded, believing that love was possible for tohers but not for me.
4. Your pessimal standard form of transportation: Unable to get to anywhere I wanted to go.
5. Your pessimal physical appearance: Too obese to move on my own. Having lost some fingers in an industrial accident.
6. Your pessimal usual clothing: Three sizes too small, holes cut in it to fit around me.
7. Your pessimal job: Heavy physical labor, where I was paid by volume of output.
DOOMFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute worst that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...
1. Your doomful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: A gender (let’s call it fem) that referred to a castrated male, in a culture that did this to men of low social status.
2. Your doomful social gender, based on how people treat you: see above.
3. Your doomful marital/relationship status: Non-cherished property, stuck in a warehouse or something.
4. Your doomful standard form of transportation: Carrying my betters on a litter strapped to my back.
5. Your doomful physical appearance: Deformed in an uninteresting way, done to me intentionally at birth.
6. Your doomful usual clothing: Nude in a cold climate.
7. Your doomful job: Wating around in case I would be useful, but never being so, in a environment devoid of positive stimulation.
WONDERFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute best that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...
1. Your wonderful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Hermaphroditic.
2. Your wonderful social gender, based on how people treat you: Fascinatingly androgynous, in a culture where that was desired but not common.
3. Your wonderful marital/relationship status: Two mates and a network of lovers, and the ability to connect deeply with anyone I wished.
4. Your wonderful standard form of transportation: Wings.
5. Your wonderful physical appearance: Shapeshifter. Default appearance upright feline. Sofft patterned fur that changed with my mood.
6. Your wonderful usual clothing: Decorative things in brightly colored, loosely flowing cloth, for decoration, in a climate temperate enough to not need them for warmth.
7. Your wonderful job: Manifesting my perfect destiny, which I would know.
DREAM DEMOGRAPHICS: When you dream about yourself (and we're talking real dreams here, like when you sleep -- we covered your 'dream job' earlier), what is:
1. Your dreamed physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female.
2. Your dreamed social gender, based on how people treat you: Female.
3. Your dreamed marital/relationship status: Sometimes with one of my current partners, sometimes with my ex David. I often have sex dreams about people I don’t know, but rarely am I romantically involved with them.
4. Your dreamed standard form of transportation: Falling, and not happily.
5. Your dreamed physical appearance: More or less how I looked in high school. I seem to have arrested my mental self-image there.
6. Your dreamed usual clothing: Very varied, but usually inappropriate.
7. Your dreamed job: I almost never work in my dreams.
BTW, I hope to offer you some more fully original content here soon, maybe even tonight.
DEMOGRAPHICS: What is ...
1. Your real physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female
2. Your real social gender, based on how people treat you: Female
3. Your real marital/relationship status:
4. Your real standard form of transportation: 1997 Toyota Camry, dark green, dented in many places, something odd scraping on the bottom, occasionally.
5. Your real physical appearance: Petite female, long brown hair, glasses.
6. Your real usual clothing: Nouveau hippy random, somewhat modified by business casual appropriateness.
7. Your real job: Beverage product developer.
OPTIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really good to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...
1. Your optimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female, with a high-quality detachable synthetic penis with a reasonable degree of sensation simulation.
2. Your optimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Androgynous.
3. Your optimal marital/relationship status: Married MFF triad with
4. Your optimal standard form of transportation: Excellent public transportation, with a smooth enough ride to be able to read and write without getting dizzy.
5. Your optimal physical appearance: Roughly my current appearance, but with better hair on my head, less hair on my face, and more fashion sense.
6. Your optimal usual clothing: Sexy and distinctive, yet somehow comfortable.
7. Your optimal job: Some sort of successful creative (writer, artist, designer), with a real drive to make things people really want. Priestessing on the side.
PESSIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really bad to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...
1. Your pessimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Intersex, and having been “corrected” to the inappropriate gender choice at birth.
2. Your pessimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Female, and living in an ultra-conservative part of Muslim culture.
3. Your pessimal marital/relationship status: Alone and jaded, believing that love was possible for tohers but not for me.
4. Your pessimal standard form of transportation: Unable to get to anywhere I wanted to go.
5. Your pessimal physical appearance: Too obese to move on my own. Having lost some fingers in an industrial accident.
6. Your pessimal usual clothing: Three sizes too small, holes cut in it to fit around me.
7. Your pessimal job: Heavy physical labor, where I was paid by volume of output.
DOOMFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute worst that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...
1. Your doomful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: A gender (let’s call it fem) that referred to a castrated male, in a culture that did this to men of low social status.
2. Your doomful social gender, based on how people treat you: see above.
3. Your doomful marital/relationship status: Non-cherished property, stuck in a warehouse or something.
4. Your doomful standard form of transportation: Carrying my betters on a litter strapped to my back.
5. Your doomful physical appearance: Deformed in an uninteresting way, done to me intentionally at birth.
6. Your doomful usual clothing: Nude in a cold climate.
7. Your doomful job: Wating around in case I would be useful, but never being so, in a environment devoid of positive stimulation.
WONDERFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute best that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...
1. Your wonderful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Hermaphroditic.
2. Your wonderful social gender, based on how people treat you: Fascinatingly androgynous, in a culture where that was desired but not common.
3. Your wonderful marital/relationship status: Two mates and a network of lovers, and the ability to connect deeply with anyone I wished.
4. Your wonderful standard form of transportation: Wings.
5. Your wonderful physical appearance: Shapeshifter. Default appearance upright feline. Sofft patterned fur that changed with my mood.
6. Your wonderful usual clothing: Decorative things in brightly colored, loosely flowing cloth, for decoration, in a climate temperate enough to not need them for warmth.
7. Your wonderful job: Manifesting my perfect destiny, which I would know.
DREAM DEMOGRAPHICS: When you dream about yourself (and we're talking real dreams here, like when you sleep -- we covered your 'dream job' earlier), what is:
1. Your dreamed physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female.
2. Your dreamed social gender, based on how people treat you: Female.
3. Your dreamed marital/relationship status: Sometimes with one of my current partners, sometimes with my ex David. I often have sex dreams about people I don’t know, but rarely am I romantically involved with them.
4. Your dreamed standard form of transportation: Falling, and not happily.
5. Your dreamed physical appearance: More or less how I looked in high school. I seem to have arrested my mental self-image there.
6. Your dreamed usual clothing: Very varied, but usually inappropriate.
7. Your dreamed job: I almost never work in my dreams.
BTW, I hope to offer you some more fully original content here soon, maybe even tonight.
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Date: 2002-12-20 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-20 02:20 pm (UTC)I'm going to do this survey as soon as I get the time.
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Date: 2002-12-20 04:11 pm (UTC)No one caring?
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