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beetiger ([personal profile] beetiger) wrote2012-01-24 01:22 pm

A propos of nothing...

What is the optimal number of slices of bacon in a BLT?

[identity profile] bikergeek.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
(TTTO Dire Straits, "Money For Nothing")

I want my...I want my BLT....

Two slices of white toast,
That's the way you do it,
You lay the bacon on yer BLT.
Slice a tomato,
Add some leaves of lettuce,
Then spread some mayo on yer BLT...

(I can't take credit for this. Although I insta'd most of the words, I heard a similar concept on a "classic rock" radio station in, um, summer 1985 or thereabouts.)