I have sort of the opposite problem, often known as Who Hair (in deference to Tom Baker) My hair doesn't get long, it gets big. I end up keeping it really short because otherwise it gets too unruly and starts accosting the neighbors.

Yay for no hairpiece. Generally speaking I think people look a lot better bald than they do with fake hair. The exception of course being REALLY fake hair. Stuff that's shiny blue nylon or a coif of fiber optics. I've never understood what people's issue is with baldness.