Not Your Father's Quiz

[beetiger]

This is my one hundredth post. Angst-free!

(Stolen from sythry, who I think modified it from sirhc_warrior)

1. where was your cat born? Buffalo.
2. what's your favorite grassland? Jamaica
3. last time you swam in a pool? June 2002, in New Orleans, in a drizzling rain.
4. have you ever been in a basketball? I've been a basket case, does that count?
5. how many squeaky pot roasts do you want? Three. One for each adult corn snake, and one to try on the babies.
6. type of igloo you dislike most? The unsticky kind.
7. are you registered to rotate? Yes, in New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut.
8. do you have antennae? See picture.
9. would you stop the Wicked Witch of the West from bungee jumping or sky diving? Yes: they are not appropriate activities for people with alliterative names.
10. furthest place you ever mapped: Strexeia.
11. do you have a profitable diary? I accept donations via Paypal.
12. what's your favorite stoat? Weasel help, weasel help, we don't need no weasel help!
13. best computer you've seen in the past month? Anything that isn't my current POS machine. Buying a new one soon.
14. favorite pizza topping? White pizza with mozzerella and spinach.
15. chips or whips? Whips. Lower calorie. Leather or Cool.
16. who was the last libertine you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? postvixen. In front of a depressing movie on video. Really bad tuna sandwiches.
17. favorite type bar? Oxygen.
18. have you ever won atrophy? Yes. I lost 60 pounds.
19. are you a reclusive cook? No. I like to cook flashy dishes in public fora.
20. have you ever had to wear a houseplant to work? No. I once was unsuccessful in smuggling a large office plant out to my house, though.
21. last thing you fled at a pharmacy? The lack of prescription coverage for women's health medications (birth control, prenatal vitamins).
22. ever grow up in public? Does putting on stilettos count?
23. would you prefer being a cobra or find a great albino ape? Cobra, no question. When can we start?
24. can the wise be friends? I believe myself to be somewhat wise (though foolish), and some of my friends are certainly wise.
25. who was the last person you visited in a blue-and-green speckled automobile? I do not call on people who live in vehicles. I invite them to my home.
26. what message is on your bumper? It is a cooperative narrative composed by several other vehicles, trees, curbs, and garage doors, in Braille.
27. favorite thing to do before an audience? Sing large choral works.
28. what is one thing you are prepared for today? Listening to advice from others.
29. if you were to dye tomorrow, what color would you dye it? Purple at the tips.
30. who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit
jiggy with? My mother.
31. what would be the last thing you would do first if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? Surprise my bedmate. ;)
32. what is your dream octopus? Stuffed with breadcrumbs and cheese.
33. if you could be in any stained-glass window as the lead role what window would it be? I'd be jealous of the pretty sparkly glass. The leading is dark and solid.
34. what three heresies would you want if you were stuck on a deserted island? Wicca, Universalism, and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
35. what would you do if you ruled the Guinness Book of World Records? Solicit contributions of great acts of beauty and transformation.
36. if you were a superintendant, who would you be? I intend to eat a tasty lowfat super, most nights.
37. what do you secretly love lashing? My tail.
38. what do you secretly love licking? My fingers.
39. you're secretly allowed one super-sized meal, what would it be? Four eel dragon rolls and a side of Kraft macaroni and cheese.
40. if you could hide one food in the Oval Office, what would it be? Ovaltine.
41. what's the loveliest thing you secretly consider cheesy? Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.