I can't pee in the snow right, so I want to write my name in pancakes

[beetiger]

OK, this is one too many times I've heard about Batter Blaster, pressurized organic pancake batter in a can. I'm kind of curious about the tech behind it, but since I'm not directly in the food industry anymore, I can't really afford to use a product search service or anything. And I don't really believe it's going to make it into national distribution, so if I want to see it, I probably shouldn't idly wait around until it shows up in New York.

Are any of you living in one of the following states:
AZ, CA, NV, OR, WA ,IL, IN, KY, MI, OH
and willing to buy two cans, pack them up with ice packs, and send them to me? I'd gladly pay you your cost to do it, send you some nice incense or weird felt animals or something, and thank you profusely in the post here in which I present my results.

Please?