Found poetry
Mar. 27th, 2007 08:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beetigerI indulged in a bit of retail therapy today and bought myself an electric tart warmer today, because scented tarts seem to keep showing up at my house and I feel silly taking a piece of scented wax and melting it with a flame from a piece of unscented wax.
The unit, of course, came with instructions. They read like a mutant ee cummings poem. This is what they say:
HOW to Use
(at no time should water, chemicals, or oil ever be used),
and then turn on the switch, the scent will be emit from scent wax.
This appliance is intended to heat scent wax only. These can be used for a tart as well.
DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN
The unit, of course, came with instructions. They read like a mutant ee cummings poem. This is what they say:
HOW to Use
(at no time should water, chemicals, or oil ever be used),
and then turn on the switch, the scent will be emit from scent wax.
This appliance is intended to heat scent wax only. These can be used for a tart as well.
DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN
