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My kind of munitions program...
Mar. 5th, 2003 02:09 pmInexplicably offered by my old friend kludge:
Pyongyang (AP) -- UN weapons inspectors today have discovered a secret cache of what may be the oldest kim chee currently still intact. Buried a few years after the Korean civil war in 1959, it is certain proof of longstanding North Korean biological warfare programs. "A kim chee like this could kill thousands of people," stated UN weapons inspection team leader Hafiz Maxims, "or at least give them a very bad tummyache and breath like a mule." Found earlier today in a backyard in a residential
neighborhood near Pyongyang, the buried containers were discovered by UN inspectors using sophisticated mine detection equipment.
Reports of lamb biryani in Pyongyang could not be verified, and UN weapons inspectors have been unable to find any link between development programs in Pakistan and North Korea. "It is almost certain that if any biryani existed, it has since been consumed with naan," stated one inspector who chooses to remain anonymous.
When questioned about this report, US president George W. Bush replied, "The UN is a one-world government that promotes abortion. We will not negotiate with evil."
Pyongyang (AP) -- UN weapons inspectors today have discovered a secret cache of what may be the oldest kim chee currently still intact. Buried a few years after the Korean civil war in 1959, it is certain proof of longstanding North Korean biological warfare programs. "A kim chee like this could kill thousands of people," stated UN weapons inspection team leader Hafiz Maxims, "or at least give them a very bad tummyache and breath like a mule." Found earlier today in a backyard in a residential
neighborhood near Pyongyang, the buried containers were discovered by UN inspectors using sophisticated mine detection equipment.
Reports of lamb biryani in Pyongyang could not be verified, and UN weapons inspectors have been unable to find any link between development programs in Pakistan and North Korea. "It is almost certain that if any biryani existed, it has since been consumed with naan," stated one inspector who chooses to remain anonymous.
When questioned about this report, US president George W. Bush replied, "The UN is a one-world government that promotes abortion. We will not negotiate with evil."
