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1) I was on exhibit at the Museum of Natural History.
2) I recieved a Master of Arts degree in a hard science.
3) I dropped out of nursery school.
4) I've found herkimer diamonds lying sparkling on the ground after a hard snow without panning or digging for them.
5) I was a nude model while pregnant.
6) My high school burned to the ground.
7) I can walk into a grocery store and buy foods I have invented.
8) I found a baby snake in the toilet in my home.
9) I performed in both the male and female choruses in one performance of the same fully-staged Gilbert and Sullivan show.
10) I missed a job interview due to sliding off the road and on to someone's front lawn. The person who helped me was very nice, but thought I was Mennonite.
Bonus!)I had three drunken frat boys come out of the closet(literally)of my dorm room, interrupting me and my visiting sweetie.
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